Retirement Plan

When I'm a dirty old man
I'm going to live in Belize
I'll have a dirty old dog
all covered in fleas
we'll stand on the beach there
and piss in the sea

When I'm a dirty old man
and I live in Belize
I'll have a dirty old girlfriend
who's really only nineteen
we'll screw in our hammock
as it swings in the breeze

When I'm a dirty old man
and I live in Belize
I'll build us a hut there
on the sand by the sea
that's where you'll find us
girl,dog and me